This item is the sh**. Just place it on the toilet seat and the the good times roll. Official Party Pooper From Loftus, 4 inches long. As a small family business specializing in novelty toys and pranks, we've been spreading laughter and smiles all over planet earth. We would love to expand to other planets but Elon is taking forever with them rockets. With our extensive over 20 years of e-commerce experience, you can trust that your shopping experience with us will be seamless and enjoyable. Here at Larkmo we stand behind all our wonderful products. We are the only company that offers “The Larry Larkmo 100% Satisfaction Guarantee” of course we are, DUH! Return it no questions asked for a refund if you are not happy. If you ever have an issue we can be contacted by messaging, email, phone and or text. If you're nearby you can even shout, just don't show up during lunch. 🦓